A LETTER TO THE PESTS
Dear Pests,
I don't know what happened to my house recently. You seem to be invading my privacy without my permission. I wonder why. Seems like you like my house alot, especially near the kitchen area. Does it have anything to do with those 11 bangalas living upstairs who just moved out, or was it the renovation work that just finished? Did you come from there? I am not trying to be racists but it's true that ever since those bangalas moved in about 2 years ago, the group of you, yes YOU, especially the families of small roaches started appearing in my house. Coincidence? I also don't know. Luckily my mum bought some kinda sticky trap and Voila! Your mates were caught!
You are seriously disgusting lah. Not only did we manage to trap some of your partners in crime(tiny ants), who could not resist the temptation of those dried shrimps and cuttlefish, i also caught you, one of the most disgusting thing on earth! You actually fell for my tricks and stupidly climbed into the sticky trap when i spotted you sneaking around in my kitchen one night. Thinking of showing off my triumph to my mum the next morning, i left you there, thinking that you were stuck to the trap. Who knows 聪明反被聪明误. You, the cunning little creature was gone when i went to check on on you a few hours later!! What the...
I don't know was it fated or what. The next day, i spotted another of your member in my kitchen area again!! Or are you the one who escaped the previous night? You stupid cockroaches thought that no one will go to the kitchen in the middle of the night is it? Too bad lah. I got a habit of brushing my teeth before i sleep and i sleep very late. Of course, i tried the same method of trapping you again and as expected, you really can be dumb twice. After telling my brother what happened the previous night, he decided to take a toothpick and pressed all your legs to the sticky trap to make sure that you are really stuck this time. To think he even said "难得可以这么靠近看蟑螂" -_-''' Disgusting! Who wants to examine you up close? You don't serve any purpose except to ransack people's food and leave your worthless shit around. Of course, that was the last time u saw the daylight.
I can't believe i also spotted something in my kitchen area the previous night. My gosh! Its not tiny, it's not small, it's gigantic ants! How the hell did you ants get into my house as well??? My goodness!! Of course you too, can't escape from my hands. You shall fell into the same trap as those stupid cockroaches. Even my rooms have so many of your tiny members who had already bitten me X times. And if somebody read this, they probably will laugh their heads off. I am not exaggerating. Right now as i am typing this out, one of your tiny member's corpse lay dead for a few weeks in between the lower left hand corner of my computer screen. Don't ask me how it got there. What a place to die. Damn it! Are your nest somewhere out there in my room? Where did all of you come from? Ok, i admit i eat of a lot of junk food in my rooms. Maybe that explains why you like my room so much. But i did not say i want to share my food with you! Arrgh!!
Seriously, i don't even know know why i bother writing a post on you, the stupid pests. I think i am just too pissed off by your presence. You are all gonna DIE when my mum decides to repaint my whole house in a few weeks time. Too bad lah.. You don't read or understand my blog. If only you understand. So now there won't be anymore last warning for you. Haha...
Just be prepared to DIE!
Yours UNsincerely,
A super duper irritated and pissed off person
Posted by 大路痴
@ 11:49 PM
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