I am having 2 extreme moods simultaneously right now

1. Feeling like i am on top of the world.
2. Terribly, annoyingly and disgusted by stupid men.

Ok. First. The issues which makes me agitated.

Seriously, i don't understand.

What is wrong with guys these days?

I was talking to a guy friend, K on msn moments ago. It's been a while since i last chatted with him and initially everything was fine. In the midst of the conversation, he suddenly tried to be funny with me. The conversation goes something like this:

Me: Yada yada.... I thought you have a gf already?

K: You mind?

Me: What do you think? -_-"'

K: No?

Me: What makes you think i don't mind? (starting to feel disgusted #$*%*&)

K: No idea. Just the way we are talking now (What the hell???)

Me: Then i am afraid u are gonna be disappointed cos i am not available and i mind (pissed off!!!)

K: Too bad (What's there to be too bad about. At least i don't feel so)

Decided to "entertain" him further and gave him a piece of my mind, i continued:

Me: Do you know what you are doing? Then would u mind if your gf tried to do the same thing as what u are trying to do now?

K: Yes (What the fuck!!!!)

Me: Sometimes I really don't understand you guys...

K: Prove your point

Me: Cos you mind when your gf did things behind your back. Yet when you guys did exactly the same thing, it seems to be justified.

K: See You (And the conversation ended)

&*#$&%@ What a selfish bastard!!! I seriously hate men who are like that. The world is totally unfair. When men flirt, they are known as playboys. when women did the exact same thing, they are known as sluts or bitches. Why the disparity? Especially those men that have mistresses outside. They blame it on the wives for not taking care of their needs, for becoming fat, old and ugly after giving birth and thus causing them to go astray.

Damn... Have they ever stop to think who's there to help them take care of the children so that they can focus on their career? Who's there to help them take care of the household chores so that they can just shake leg and watch tv after work? Those men claim that they are earning money for the family to have a better life. What nonsense!!! Better life for themselves ONLY perhaps? So that they can go flirt around and find another mistress??? And then the poor wives and kids gotta suffer due to the selfish act of these men.

And you know what is the worst thing? Even when these men know that they are wrong, they will still try to find 101 reasons to justify themselves. They like to think all women flock to them like bees to honey. Yeah right. Wait till they become penniless or become seriously ill in hospital. Let's see if those so call "Honey, I-love-you-for-who-you-are-and-not-your-money" shows up. More often than not, it is the ever forgiving wives that stood by them through thick and think.That is why i am not gonna let K think i am an easy woman cos i am certainly not. Men like them deserve a tongue-lashing or a slap on their face. Now then i know his true colours. Disgusted!! Arrrrgh!!!

The 2nd incident happened a few days ago and again, this time it involves another guy friend, C. Guy C is a Liver-boooo fan and as everyone knows, i hate Liver-boooo to the core. He was going on and on about how Liver-Booooo beat us twice this season and how they have the most no. of league titles and European cups, how they are the true reds yada yada... To curb his arrogance, i laughed at him and asked him when was the last time they won the league title. (If not wrong, i think it was like 1990. Hello??? How many years ago was that??? Poor thing. And guess what? Man Utd has won 10 times since then. And Liver-Booo? Still one fat zero. LOLLLLL). I even pointed out that they were in danger of going out of the European competition after trailing 3-1 against Chelsea from the lst-leg.

What makes my blood boils is that, just because i am a woman, he thinks i know nothing about soccer and even tried to question my knowledge in those areas. C went on to correct me by saying it's called football, not soccer. My god. Soccer or football, whatever you call it, it's the same thing. Just that different countries use different terms. In some parts of the world, football is, in fact another term for rugby alright. Give me a break. Is he feeling insecure? Childish. I hate people arguing with me over silly things. What is seriously wrong with these guys???

Ya. I know it sounds stupid that i actually got into an argument with a guy over SOCCER (i like to call it as it is). I hate it when people thinks just because i am a woman, i must be a bimbo who watch it only for the guys. People who knows me well will know how passionate i am towards the beautiful game. So, no way am i gonna let any tom, dick or harry insult me like that, especially so if it involves my team.

Woot!! Finally finish venting my frustration!!! Actually i also don't know why suddenly i have so much animosity towards men. Probably cos they kept pissing me off recently and i heard and read too much similar stories from people and events around me. But of course, i know not all men are like that :)

*PS: C confidently told me that he is not worried AT ALL(what arrogance!) cos Liver-Boooo is gonna make a come back and progress to the next round while my team will be out. I politely reminded him that we only need to score one goal and we are through.

Latest update: Liver-Booo was kicked out by Chelsea and my team as i predicted, scored one goal (a cracker of a goal by Ronaldo) and we are through to the semi!!!! Wahahaaaaa.... SHIOK!!! That is why i am now on top of the world. Somebody is gonna have eggs thrown all over his face. Who's laughing now?

Moral of the story: Don't argue with a woman, especially one who knows her SOCCER.